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May 13, 2010


Dear Andrew,

Welcome to your post-college life, complete with your very own delinquent teenager. She’ll arrive a few days post graduation with, possibly, some basic necessities like clothes. No guarantees. You will need to register her for classes, keep her out of trouble, feed her, and possibly even let her have a little fun. Any thoughts you had about a post graduation live that involved freedom, conferences, or dating? Not happening.

Congrats on that whole bachelors degree, btw. That’s pretty cool.